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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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Why are men today so pussiefied?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?
share office space ...
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts